Return to Sender

I always get e-mails that aren’t meant for me, but rather for some guy who’s a) in a band and/or b) applying for accounting jobs via Monster.com.

Today, however, I got a text message that wasn’t meant for me (“is any1 bieng cookie monster do u know”) and—wait for it—an Evite to a birthday party for someone I don’t know (nor do I know a single person on the guest list).

To answer the first question, I don’t think anyone’s going to dress up as Cookie Monster for Halloween. Probably just a bunch of boring Palin-Bleeding Bear duos. How crass.

2 thoughts on “Return to Sender

  1. [...] time in my life, I checked my Gmail from my phone today. Guess who the premier message was from? A total stranger! Confidential to one Ms. Mcgee: No, I am most certainly not “kickin’ it in Marin [...]

  2. [...] 9, 2009 Posted by dredgereport in Uncategorized. trackback My e-mail inbox still accepts e-mail that wasn’t meant for me.  There are like five guys named Adam, two of whom are in bands and one of whom has apparently [...]

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