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Return to Sender October 13, 2008

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I always get e-mails that aren’t meant for me, but rather for some guy who’s a) in a band and/or b) applying for accounting jobs via Monster.com.

Today, however, I got a text message that wasn’t meant for me (”is any1 bieng cookie monster do u know”) and—wait for it—an Evite to a birthday party for someone I don’t know (nor do I know a single person on the guest list).

To answer the first question, I don’t think anyone’s going to dress up as Cookie Monster for Halloween. Probably just a bunch of boring Palin-Bleeding Bear duos. How crass.

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